Yep, Hitchcock's "Strangers on a Train" was not quite the film he wanted to make. Nope! Sir Alfred Hitchcock had a more deviant plot in mind. Nubile babes swapping spit with one another, feeling each other up, undressing one another, eating one another, and then doing the same to more sultry babes. Yep, today we have the film Hitchcock wanted to make but for prudish censors. It is sort of a combo between "Wild Things" and that Hitchcockian classic. Gratuitous and steamy, there will be no shortage of babes, scantily clad, sucking face and making passion with one another. Detect a theme? Our feature today is 2012's "Breaking the Girls," directed by Jamie Babbit.
Sara (Agnes Bruckner), a graduate student, falls on tough times. Then she meets rich Alex (Madeline Zima). Alex seduces Sara and the babes fall in love. All sorts of steamy sex follow. Alex, though rich has a problem. Her former lover, Nina (Kate Levering) dumped her to marry her dad. Right! Alex' former lesbian lover is now her stepmom. Only five years difference in age. Sara has a problem. The lovely Brooke (Shanna Collins) , is a classmate that is jealous of her because Sara is also swapping fluids with Eric (Shawn Ashmore), and Brooke wants Eric. See the problem? The unhinged Alex has an idea, and in lesbian passion and not very seriously Sara agrees to the plan. A perfect murder. Sara will kill Nina, thus allowing Alex to be the sole heiress to the family fortune...and Alex will kill Brooke.
Sara did not think Alex was serious...ha! Yep, Brooke dies in a drowning and pummeling accident. Alex is now blackmailing Sara to kill Nina. What follows? Sara and Alex lesbian passion. Alex on Nina lesbian passion. I know what you're thinking...will there be Sara lesbian passion on Nina? The sex between Alex and Sara is well choreographed and is half this film. In the pool. In the bed. In front of Eric. Wherever! Uh oh...more murders, and not just babes.
Will Sara agree to murder Nina? Will Nina and Sara become lovers? Will there be a nice threesome before this film ends? Don't kid yourself, this movie works as a gratuitous lesbian sex show. The twists are predicable and numerous. To give Ms. Bruckner, Ms. Zima, and Ms. Levering credit they do their roles very well and are very pleasing to the camera. For some gratuitous smut masquerading as a Hitchcock classic, see "Breaking the Girls."
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