I know, they're skanks. Still, this blog loves skanks. Woke-America loves Women's Studies majors, but this blog loves skanks. Give us nubile blondes with big...smiles...any day over masculine females with crew cuts and purple hair. Unfortunately for skanks, psychos treat them viciously. Today we look at a film with a huge cheese-factor, 2024's "A killer in the House," directed by Jared Cohn.
Misogynist, sex-criminal Leo (Phillip Andre Botello) is a 100% con man...100% woman-killer. He gets out on parole, invites an aspiring babe actress (Cait Moira) to his place, and strangles the life out of her. He believes any babe he sees belongs to him and if they show any sass, he murders them...and all her friends...and any babe within 5-miles of her. The vicious guy pretends he is a Hollywood producer and cons his way into the life of the very sultry Ava (Kathrine Gibson). Ava is desperate for a part and assumes Leo is who he represents himself as. Skank Ava has an equally sexy roomie, Brie (Shawn Holmes). She's total babe and totally in danger, as well. Men in Ava's life will die horribly. One of the guys she dates, Colby (Griffin Todd) will have a fork stuck in his jugular at an outdoor cafe.
The sultry Ava, always dressed...provocatively...bangs any man she dates. Leo watches, sometimes while in her bedroom. The sneaky psycho follows the men out of Ava's house and murders them. Now poor Brie is in danger...as she lives with Ava. You will see the horror Brie is subjected to. Leo gets more aggressive and Ava totally believes he is the path to starring in a film alongside Brad Pitt. Leo gets more unhinged and murders anyone in his way and now makes a move to invade Ava and Brie's house. Alas, the two babes will not have a chance...or will they?
Forget about IMDB's rating of 2.5/10 of this film. The babe factor is through the roof, and Ms. Gibson and Ms. Holmes are captivating on the screen. Will both Brie and Ava die horribly for the crime of being... skanks? Is this film about sultry dames in trouble the beginning of an anti-woke movement in Indie filmmaking? Do the nubile, non-diverse Brie and Ava, have what it takes to draw in a none-woke audience? See "A Killer in the House," and enjoy a slasher film the way they were meant to be.
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