How did I miss this one? A 1980s slasher film with nubile babes and hunks. A lot of big knife murders interrupting pre-marital sex. Perky blondes and beefy guys desiring only deviant sex. Whipped cream, bondage, and leather sex toys included...this is a classic...or should be. Nudity, gore, and pre-marital sex will dot the landscape of this 1986 slasher film, "Evil Laugh," directed by Dominick Brascia.
Jerry (Gary Hays) gets to the house early. The house? Jerry and his babe GF Connie (Ashlyn Gere) will live there with other medical students while turning it into a foster home. There's more...it was a foster home until 10 years ago when Martin, a caretaker, murdered all the children in the house including six babies. Martin's body was never found. Also arriving is nursing student and perky blonde Tina (Jody Gibson) and hunk Mark (Myles O'Brien). The two will hook up. Oh yes, horror movie fan Barney (Jerold Pearson) who gets really scared when he hears the house's history. Oh yes, the rich snobs Betty (Karen O'Bryan) and Sammy (Tony Griffin) who are nymphomaniacs. Oh, I should say Connie will never join Jerry as he is cut up and has his vital organs pulled out by a knife wielding killer before Connie or the other students arrive,
Now all the students have arrived and wonder where Jerry is. The killer has a big knife and will go to work immediately. Ancillary characters are offed. Pre-marital sex will begin. Whipped cream and bondager will enter the plot. In a weird twist, Jerry's internal organs will be fed to the group. The blondes, Betty and Tina, ripe for violation and deviance, will do what perky and ditzy blondes do best in these 1980s slasher films. Connie seems to have what it takes to be a final girl...worry not, she'll have a gratuitous shower scene. The killer, who has a weird and obnoxious laugh, will slice and dice. Axes and microwaves will also be used as murder weapons.
Will Connie indeed be a final girl? Is the old caretaker really the murderer or is this too easy? Is 2024 America too woke to think of whipped cream and bondage as plot devices in modern film? Enjoy the beef and cheese as nubile babes and the men who love them get diced up. For a real 1980s slasher film, see "Evil Laugh" and admire how films used to be.
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